Arnold, in California, #1 uses an *X-mas* tree, #2 powers it with the alternative energy favorite of the business right, *hydrogen*.
Here's how I imagine his speech went:
"Here in Cally-fournya, it is full of hippies who wanted an alternative fuel winter display. So I picked a Christmas tree that uses hydrogen cells to spit on the other winter holidays, if there are any. Are there any, Maria? Oh, yes. Boxing Day. Boxing Day is fine. Unlike Boxing Day, Hydrogen is abundant on Earth. I will lead the charge to mine it from the moon, as well, and perhaps cut a trench that looks like Ronald Reagan. Also, Maria has just passed me a memo that my speech has been too pro-Christy-annie-ty. When I'm done giving her the 'you need a boob job' look, I'll respond. (significant pause) Okay...wait... (pause) Okay. In order to pacify the girly men, we will balance by selecting carols that do not endorse Christmas. Who knows 'Swarm of Rats?' "
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Hydrogen's been the quietest of the alternative energies thusfar, I think.
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